Writing Cover Letters

While working on cover letters, I was feeling particularly inspired by Carly Rae Jepsen's hit, Call Me Maybe. So I rewrote some of the lyrics to match:

Economy went through hell
I cried a lot as it fell
But I don’t care much to dwell
‘Cause now I’m on my way
I browsed your site for the dish
Information I don’t wanna miss
I was looking for this
And now I’m hoping to slay
Your posting was loading
Requirements foreboding
Late night
Fears unfolding
Where can I use that fancy degree?
Hey I haven’t met you
And this is crazy
But here's my resume
So call me maybe
I check my phone daily
So if you’re not in slumber
Call me maybe

Now to start applying.